Addicted to Lip Balm? Here's how to get help.

I saw this article on Yahoo! about addiction to lip balm. I thought this must be a joke until I read the article and asked myself the same questions as the founder of Lip Balm Anonymous suggested. Could I live without lip balm? No. Could I give it up cold turkey? No. I suppose I better start participating in the 12 step program to wean myself off of lip balm. *sigh*